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Skydiving Not for the very fat This Week: 1 Last Week: - Gimme your fuckin’ money! Whoa, calm down buddy!

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1 (Last week: 4) Keeping a cat in your room. Who isn't these days?

2 (Last week: -) Zithromax, a.k.a. Z-PAX. LA stars and Leverett slugs alike love this flu antibiotic for its slimming side effects.

3 (Last week: -) ConnectU.com. Will blow up any day now.

4 (Last week: 1) Karl Malone.

5 (Last week: 2) Wondering at what point you're supposed to stop doing drugs. Is it when you graduate?