House: Eliot

Concentration: Economics

Hometown: Weston, Mass.

Ideal date: Amy R. Schoenfeld ’07

Best way for a girl to get your attention: Visit the Cockpit

Where to find you on a Saturday night: The Cockpit

First thing you notice about a girl: What she does with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk.

Your best pickup line: Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s fire-code compliant.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I’ve had stitches 18 different times, but I’ve never broken a bone.

Favorite childhood toy: My dreidel. I made it out of clay.

Describe yourself in three words: I’m Aquaman [Editor’s Note: That’s two words.]

Sexiest physical trait: My gills

Favorite part about Harvard: The Corporation

In 15 minutes you are: Pole Vaulting

In 15 years you are: Pole Dancing

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