Snacky Snack

Your perma-smile and antelope-like pack movements are singling you out as a freshman. Winter padding is a signature of upperclassman

Mmm—peppermints remind Snacky Snack of Santa Claus! Eat food that will make you fat like him!

2-3 peppermints (available by your friendly card-swiper)

1 soup bowl of vanilla frozen yogurt

Crush peppermints using HUDS plateware. Add shards of sugary goodness to yogurt. Swirl. Spoon. Savor.