Bad Trend Alert!

FOP was seven months ago. You still haven’t showered. Your roommate moved out. The unpleasant odor doesn’t remind anyone of the “great outdoors.” And even the Co-op won’t take you.

Lose the Tevas, un-tuck the Levi’s from your hiking socks, and re-acquaint yourself with a little thing we like to call a shower. (FM recommends L’Occitane’s full line of bath and body products.)