Overheard

"I didn't know Lindsay Lohan's dad was Secretary General of the U.N.!"

“So, ok, you know that girl? Who goes to MIT? Who I met at that summer math program, and we, you know, kinda dated? Well so I’m taking this seminar on Euclid, and I know she really likes math history, so I went over to MIT to show her my sourcebook. So we’re discussing some theorems, and all of a sudden, her shirt comes off...”