Drinky Drink: The Public Pink Eye

Drinky Drink apologizes for last week’s melancholy; given the long weekend, the cup is now decidedly half full. Publicity and scandal are rocking DD’s world, what with the Oscars, the Hasty Pudding, the Duff sisters, and Summers’ public flogging. Here’s a pink drink for schadenfreude, you clever kids.

1 part cheap champagne

1 part grapefruit juice

1 splash Cointreau