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From: Random Guy

Sent: Wednesday, March 17, 2004 7:25 PM

Subject: Random Play in Widener Stacks!

Hello,

While searching the face book, I happend upon your profile. I noticed

that you were interested in random play/whatever you can get. I would like for us to play in Wideners stacks. This can range from simple makeout to a game of strip poker (Widener version).

How about a tour of “Ye Olde Gee Spot”, rumored to be at various locations the stacks. Now, thing is, I am confident that I am the only person to have found these places. See, I found one of them at random and followed a bunch of other clues and found another 2. These are safe isolated regions of the library rumored to be where famous people engaged in coitus to produce more famous people.

So, let me know if you are interested and we can exchange further details.

Have a nice day!

XXXXXXX

PS: You might want to know some things about me: Im tall, light brown hair, average build, with a gentle caress. I’m a GSAS student: Dudley House. None of my female friends want to do anything but read in the stacks, so if you are adventurous and like to have a good adrenaline rush, let me know!

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