15 Alternative Marathons

1) Get rejected from 26.2 i-banking internships.

2) Attempt to urinate 26.2 times on John Harvard. Get scared away 26.2 times by camcorder-toting Japanese toursists.

3) Make 26.2 political signs to hang proudly in your Mower window, which will undoubtedly change the minds of the many people who pass them.

4) Say your SAT scores aloud 26.2 times, hoping that if you keep saying them, they will suddenly grow larger than your roommate’s.

5) Visit 26.2 Fleet Banks in the Cambridge area, following each with a Starbucks’ latte.

6) Sell 26.2 copies of Spare Change.

7) Get your “New Jersey” ID rejected 26.2 times.

8) Vow 26.2 times not to sell out after graduation because life is so much more all the pretty things you can buy with a good sal...ohhh screw it.

9) Identify 26.2 social and ethnic groups we are not allowed to offend.

10) Circle the Lamont reading room 26.2 times (extra points if you whistle while doing so).

11) Surf thefacebook.com for 26.2 hours straight in an attempt to get as many friends as possible.

12) Use 26.2 pick up lines at Daedalus (unsuccessfully, clearly).

13) Attempt 26.2 times to ‘get into Boston this weekend and go to a museum, I mean it’s just a T-ride’.”

14) Stop by Urban Outfitters 26.2 times for a little “retail therapy.”

15) Stop by Pinochio’s 26.2 nights in a row for a little “tomato and basil therapy.”

—By FM Staff