15 Hottest Freshmen

Each year, FM buttons up its labcoat and undergoes a highly scientific and undeniably objective search for fifteen smoldering hot first-years. Meet these magnetic members of the Class of 2007.

And try not to drool too much.

Okechukwu R. Linton

Dorm: Straus

Hometown: Schererville, Ind.

Sexiest physical trait: Abs.

Three words that describe you: Ambitious, confident, nonchalant.

Ideal mate: Sweet, cute and caring.

Class is: The way you carry yourself.

Hottest person you know: Elisha N. Jackson ’07.

Hottest person you don’t know: Halle Berry.

Hottest class at Harvard: Chem 7.

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Fly back to Chicago and hit up some clubs.

Hot is: Me. Just playin’.

Kiersten L. Riedler

Dorm: Greenough

Hometown: San Diego, Calif.

Sexiest physical trait: Smile.

Three words that describe you: Down-to-earth, fun-loving, spontaneous.

Ideal mate: Someone who can always make me laugh.

Class is: Intelligence, sophistication and beauty.

Hottest person you know: Dave W. Kunst ’07.

Hottest person you don’t know: Sean William Scott.

Hottest class at Harvard: Statistics 100.

Hottest thing you to do on a Saturday night: Party with my girlfriends.

Hot is: ???

Victoria B. Ilyinsky

Dorm: Holworthy

Hometown: Litchfield, Conn.

Hottest trait: My legs.

Three words that describe you: Confident, loving, and passionate.

Ideal mate: He’s well-read but quotes “The Family Guy.” He’s the life of the party, but never skips section.

Class is: Either Hepburn.

Hottest person you know: K. O’Neill.

Hottest person you don’t know: A senior in Spain.

Hottest class at Harvard: Portuguese.

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: A lap dance in Kirkland.

Hot is: LAX’ers, of course!

Carle Stenmark

Dorm: Matthews

Hometown: Denver, Colo.

Your Hottest Physical Trait: I hear it is my incredibly chiseled features but to me that is vanity, a self-absorption that I try to steer clear of.

3 words to describe you: Ridiculously Good Looking.

Describe your Ideal mate: A female version of myself.

Class is: Being one with nature.

Hottest Person you know: Myself, of course.

Hottest Person you don’t know: My unborn son.

Hottest Class at Harvard: The Photographic Portrait.

Hottest Thing to do on a Saturday night: Hang out with other ridiculously good-looking people.

Hot is:  A 6’ 2’’ blonde Harvard Student.

Arianna

Brandolini d’Adda

Dorm: Weld

Hometown: London, England and New York City.

Three words that describe you: Honest, tolerant, charismatic.

Sexist physical trait: Legs, when I show them off.

Ideal mate: Hugh Jackman.

Class is: The way you present and carry yourself.

Hottest person you know: A really good friend’s older brother in London.

Hottest person you don’t know: Hugh Jackman.

Hottest class: Personality Psychology.

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Watching the last Sex and the City episode on TiVo at the Spee.

Hot is: Enough to keep it interesting.

Dylan Reese

Dorm: Canaday

Hometown: Pittsburgh, Pa. (the hockey hotbed of USA).

Your Hottest Physical Trait: Probably my chewed up toes from my hockey skates, or maybe just my exccesive amount of armpit hair. It’s a toss up.

3 words to describe you: Outgoing, energetic, boozehound.

Describe your Ideal mate: A girl who is funny, good looking and always wanting to have a good time. She also has to be willing to put me in my place every once in a while. I love the thrill of the chase.

Class is: Rocking the party scene with a full khaki suit, or for special occasions, Beyonce Knowles jeans with a button down shirt.

Hottest Person you know: Aimee Dobrowski.

Hottest Person you don’t know: Marisa Miller (Sports Illustrated swimsuit model) and Claire Lukeman (Future Sports Illustrated model).

Hottest Class at Harvard: Definitely “Human Sexuality.” Who doesn’t want to spend a solid hour every day talking sex?

Hottest Thing to do on a Saturday night: Preferably get the hell away from Harvard to a Boston club, but boozing with the guys then going to a finals club late night is always a good time.

Hot is: I don’t know, you tell me, FM.

Diana C. Montoya-Fontalvo

Dorm: Matthews

Hometown: Gainesville, Fla.

Sexiest physical trait: Hair.

Three words that describe you: Lively, warm, random.

Ideal mate: Funny, has intelligent ideas, willing to make a fool of himself.

Class is: Beauty and simplicity.

Hottest person you know: A tie: my boyfriend and my sister.

Hottest person you don’t know: Enrique Inglesias.

Hottest class at Harvard: Sex. [Editor’s Note: Science B-29]

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Salsa dancing.

Hot is: Looking comfortable even when you’re really not.

Ko Yada

Dorm: Wigglesworth

Hometown: Newport, Ore.

Three words that describe you: 1. Oh  2. My  3. God

Sexist physical trait: Eyes.

Ideal mate: A girl.

Class is: Ass with a “cl” in front of it

Hottest person you know: The most beautiful person in the world is my mother.

Hottest person you don’t know: Halle Berry.

Hottest class at Harvard: Religion 1529: Personal Choice and Global Transformation. Having the courage to go against the grain and develop non-conventional methods to achieve idealistic goals for world improvement…that’s hot.

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Last weekend I had pizza with my boy Jimmy and he stole the towel out of my shower.

Hot is: Wasabi.

Lauren L. Jackson

Dorm: Weld

Hometown: Orange County, Calif.

Sexiest physical trait: Eyes.

Three words that describe you: Energetic, effervescent, “Blasian.” [Editor’s note: Lauren describes “Blasian” as black and Asian.]

Ideal mate: Sense of humor, cute smile, cute accent.

Class is: Audrey Hepburn.

Hottest person you know: Laura E. Weidman ’04

Hottest person you don’t know: Captain Jack Sparrow.

Hottest class at Harvard: Fairy Tales.

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Grab pizza, sit down on my futon and watch Dirty Dancing with my boyfriend.

Hot is: Dancing on stage and feeling the audience’s energy.

Joc Christiana

Dorm: Weld

Hometown: Baton Rouge, La.

Your Hottest Physical Trait: My butt.

3 words to describe you: Sweet, innocent, naive.

Describe your Ideal mate: Blond hair, green eyes, petite and a beautiful smile.

Class is: Proper, cultured, respectable.

Hottest Person you know: I am surrounded by so many.

Hottest Person you don’t know: Britney Spears.

Hottest Class at Harvard: The freshman class of course.

Hottest Thing to do on a Saturday night: Take advantage of what Boston has to offer.

Hot is: An attitude, not just a look.

Gideon A. Valkin

Dorm: Pennypacker

Hometown: Johannesburg, South Africa.

Three words that describe you: Crazy, open-minded, party.

Sexist physical trait: That’s not for me to say.

Ideal mate: Dark skin, dark eyes, dark hair, reasonably thin, has to be fun and up to party.

Class is: Being socially aware, being able to be comfortable in a group and have other people feel comfortable around you.

Hottest person you know: Friend back in South Africa.

Hottest person you don’t know: Julia Roberts.

Hottest class: Social Psychology—with a book called “The Evolution of Desire: Strategies of Human Mating.”

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: In Florida playing tennis.

Hot is: Being forward.

Annie R. Shawn

Dorm: Holworthy

Hometown: North Bennington, Vt.

Hottest trait: My neckline.

Three words that describe you: Caring, cheerful, dedicated.

Ideal mate: Someone who is very caring and will do anything to make you feel better if you’re sad.

Class is: Confidence with a little bit of sexiness.

Hottest person you know: A boy whom I don’t want to name.

Hottest person you don’t know: This guy I saw playing rugby in the Quad last Sunday—he was wearing a maroon shirt.

Hottest class at Harvard: Chem lab, with John Voith.

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: I don’t really want to talk about that.

Hot is: A good haircut, smooth skin, and a great attitude.

Pia S. Desai

Dorm: Stoughton

Hometown: West Bloomfield, Mich.

Sexiest physical trait: Eyes.

Three words that describe you: Sarcastic, friendly, vivacious.

Ideal mate: Sense of humor, compassionate, great eyes and abs.

Class is: Being comfortable with yourself.

Hottest person you know: ???

Hottest person you don’t know: Andy Roddick.

Hottest class at Harvard: Religion 1529.

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Chill with my brother and his friends at Princeton.

Hot is: A state of mind.

John F. Voith

Dorm: Thayer

Hometown: Miami, Fla.

Hottest trait: The huge guns. [Editor’s note: his arms]

Three words that describe you: Athletic, outgoing, easygoing.

Ideal mate: Jessica Simpson.

Class is: James Bond.

Hottest person you know: Larry Summers.

Hottest person you don’t know: Megan Cameron.

Hottest class at Harvard: Pre-frosh.

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: Putting out my friend’s eyelash when it caught on fire.

Hot is: Taking care of yourself and dressing well.

Akash Goel

Dorm: Matthews

Hometown: Peru, Ill.

Three words that describe you: Dorky, creative, unsure.

Sexist physical trait: My cheeks (all four of them).

Ideal mate: Her name is Meg (my girlfriend).

Class is: Something I sleep through Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Hottest person you know: My roommate.

Hottest person you don’t know: Kiera Knightley.

Hottest class at Harvard: Music.

Hottest thing to do on a Saturday night: A jazz show at Ryles.

Hot is: Annenberg’s chicken parmesan.