15 Things We Learned This Year

1. Not to leave Diet Coke in the fridge over the summer.

2. Beware of ordering “a pizza” from Tommy’s—you might receive a piece of bread with cheese 8-inches in diameter.

3. Don’t recruit compers from the Indy.

4. EM—dashes—make—Mollie—happy.

5. Double check As It Were to make sure there are no pictures of Kristi kissing someone.

6. Let Aleris and Caitlin go home early—but keep their cell phones on speed dial.

7. The world smells different at 7 AM on Wednesdays.

8. Classes at noon are an atrocity and should be abolished.

9. Alcohol at meetings does not necessarily equate to better ideas.

10. Coffee: There is no substitute.

11. Breaking news: Sarah loves Simon.

12. Elisabeth S. Theodore ’05 is not as intimidating as she first seems.

13. Steal writers from Sports.

14. Asking freshmen to describe themselves in three words often elicits blank stares.

15. You can call someone “a big skank” and not get sued, but you cannot call someone “a homosexual” without their written consent.