15 Rejected Headlines

1. Sadomasochism: The Ins and Outs of Harvard’s Sex Scene

Smack Me Baby One More Time; You’re Ok, I Like to Get Hit

2. Scrutiny on labor: Going Into Labor

3. FM’s Interesting Seniors: Irin Carmon’s Friends and Roommates

4. CityStep: An organization we’re connected to, every last one of us.

5. Summer Postcards: Summer’s UP, Biotch.

6. Various articles: Harvard Student Collects Many Interesting Objects.

7. Women in Tenure: Two on a scale from One to Tenure.

8. Scoped: Some random person Kristi dug up late Monday night.

9. Fifteen Hottest Freshman: Fifteen Hottest Freshman Athletes.

10. NELC: Not Even a Language Concentration

11. Profile of a Senior: KklJLKJFEOIENKVLJOFIEULKEFELNKFVDSKL (Actually, we published that one).

12. As It Were: Too Sexy for my Shirt.

13. Studying in the Elevator: Livin’ it Up While He’s Going Down.

14. World’s Largest Crossword: Kriss Kross—word.

15. Rejection Scrutiny: Sad, Fat, and Failing.