The Ombudsman

In a world where bad means good, phones ring silently and pink is the new orange, things get pretty confusing. Harvard recently hired an ombudsman, and FM readers deserve the same independent conflict resolution resources as Summers et. al. Scott Bromley is an objective mediator to examine life’s most troubling dilemmas:

What if my job interview conflicts with Eleganza?

How many days must I wait before hooking up with my roommate’s ex-girlfriend?

Should I rat out the student who copies my economics problem or punch his Final Club?

Why won’t the grill guy in the dining hall ever give me ham?

Fret no more. Scott Bromley will be your bud, your man, your ombudsman. E-mail fm@thecrimson.com with your troubles and resolution will arrive within a few weeks in the pages of FM. This is not a joke. Scott will resolve all. He’s here to help.