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Stores We Need in Harvard Square

A store where I can purchase the same clothes as mallgoers across the country. Many more poetry bookstores. A brothel
By The CRIMSON Staff

  1. A store where I can purchase the same clothes as mallgoers across the country.

  2. Many more poetry bookstores.

  3. A brothel (at least until Isis gets a building).

  4. An expanded PacSun. We need much more space for surfwear.

  5. A place where I can satisfy my triple craving for Arabic-language newspapers, hardcore porn and Harvard mugs.

  6. Dildos ‘r’ Us.

  7. Cheap ‘n’ Awful Haircuts.

  8. Finagle-A-Nokia.

  9. Dunkin’ Samsung’.

  10. A Starbucks that’s a little more convenient, thank you very much.

  11. Tommy’s Handmade Pakistani Crafts and Ramen Market.

  12. Bernie & Phyl’s: Quality, Comfort and Price...

  13. ...that’s Nice!

  14. A used CD store in a basement.

  15. A place where Harvard students can purchase T-shirts or sweatpants with crimson “H’s” or the word “Harvard” on them.

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