Rejected Freshman Seminars
The Death of Decency: A Case Study of the Harvard Crimson’s Weekend Magazine, Fifteen Minutes. Problems of Location and Identity:
- The Death of Decency: A Case Study of the Harvard Crimson’s Weekend Magazine, Fifteen Minutes.
- Problems of Location and Identity: Deconstructing the Taint.
- Everyone Else Applying For This Seminar on Genevan Sculpture Went to Boarding School in Switzerland: You Hayseed Midwestern Bitch.
- Before Leaving to Start a Career as a “Freelance Author,” a Burned-Out Associate Professor Talks About His Regrets.
- Where Did I Leave My Keys: An Inquiry Into Where I Left My Keys.
- The Avocado: Fruit or Vegetable?
- A Dingo Ate My Baby: Growing Up In The Australian Outback.
- The Physical Universe According to the French: C’est Expanding.
- FM Really Published this Sentence on November 15, 2001: “A student body who may be socially aware that often has who may given up on protest as an anachronistic way to get things done.”
- Look, Man, I’m Not Your Brother: Conversations with Cornel West ’74.
- Look, Man, Stop Pinching My Ass: Conversations with Harvey C. Mansfield ’53
- The Only Remaining Phenomenon That Modern Economic Theory Cannot Explain: The Continued Existence of R.C. Cola.
- The Future of the Visor: After Wearing It Both Backwards and Upside-Down, What Next?
- Shiver Me Timbers: Pirate Jokes Are Always Funny
- Did You See the New Pirate Movie? It’s Rated Arrrrrrr.