Top 10 best/worst Harvard-Yale T-shirts that never got made

10. This year, the bulldog will be tossing John Harvards salad.

9. Yuck Yale. No... Fale Yuck. No... Fuck Yale? Good enough.

8. Yale? More like Jail.

7. Safety School? Actually, Brown was my safety school.

6. Harvard-Yale 2001: Showdown in the Filthy, Rat-infested Slums of Connecticut.

5. Harvard Football says: Well do you like we did Penn. Gently, with palpable affection.

4. Hey Yalies, would you give us a hand with deez? Deez what, you ask? Deez nutz!

3. The epic battle between the second and fourth highest-ranked schools continues.

2. Harvard vs. Yale: Who can come up with the most pompous names for dorms?

1. Hard Rock Cafe.