What's one thing you should never say at the first meeting of section?

"You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you."

--Kyle D. Hawkins '02

"Who is Mark Kishlansky? He's my TF."

--Catherine E. McCaw '03

"How many sections do you have to be at to pass?"

--Justin W. Udelhofen '02

"My name is David Grohl. I said that once and it didn't go over well."

--Roger W. Buttles '01

"I see dead people."

--James H. Bergman '00-'01

"I get an A if I sleep with you, right?"

--Wasim W. Quadir '03