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If you find a four leaf clover today, what will you do with your luck?

By Victoria C. Hallett, Crimson Staff Writer

"Get the perfect body. Then get A grade booty. High class, hot, steamy booty."

--Michelle A. Capasso '01

"Temple baby. They're going all the way."

--Benjamin A. Teply '02

"I'd give it to the woman I love."

--Jason J. Jun '01

"Tact."

--Sameer H. Doshi '02

"Use it for my midterm on Friday. I'm going to bomb it basically."

--Andrew M. Hutchison '01

"To find a good St. Patrick's Day outfit. Something that will look good with green fishnets."

--Alexis M. Craig '02

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