What do you want for Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa?

"The ability to cloud men's minds like my hero the Shadow."

--Jesse M. Shapiro '01

"It would be nice to get a night's sleep."

--Max H. Montel '01

"A puppy that never grows. I think it'd be cute."

--Michael D. Park '03

"I want a video camera to make a documentary of Harvard."

--Wendy A. Ciovacco '03

"I'd like the ability Mel Gibson has in his new movie, What Women Want."

--John A. Hulsey '03

"A date for the Adams formal. My number is 3-2111."

--Joe S. Linhart '03