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If you were running for UC president, what would your platform be?

By Victoria C. Hallett, Crimson Staff Writer

"The fact that we need to pay $3 per transcript when we pay $30,000 per year to go here."

--Milan Popelka '01

"Vote for me. I'll disband the UC and give you your 20 bucks back."

--Timothy T. Daub '01

"Make Secret Santa a mandatory campus-wide thing."

--Boris Granovskiy '02

"More chicken wings in the dining hall."

--David R. Kwong '02

"Improving the MAC because it's tiny and dingy."

--Lauren M. Jiggetts '03

"I promise to reinstate feudalism."

--Joshua S. Vonkorff '01

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