Who Would Make the Ideal President?

"George Carlin. He hates morons, he hates Clinton and he's more honest than anyone else."

--Mike T. Coscetta '03

"My mom would be good, beph cause she's smart, she's a nice lady and she raised me out of the gutter to where I am today."

--Chris R. Starr '03

"Nobody, because there's nobody to vote for."

--Damaris I. Wortes '03

"Carl Sagan. He's dead and all but I would definitely prefer a dead Carl Sagan to a live George W. Bush."

--Tammy M. Muccio '02

"Roger Porter, because he knows the workings of government, he's an incredible orator, he knows how to delegate and he understands the economy really well."

--Sofia A. Lidskog '01

"Bill Clinton, because I support his morals."

--Jon A. Daniels '03