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If you started a final club, what would be your first punch event?

By Victoria C. Hallett, Crimson Staff Writer

"Nude bowling. You get to know people really well."

--Tom P. Malone '01

"Boxing match. Then you could see if you could really punch them."

--Justin A. Erlich '03

"Chuck E. Cheese because it's where a kid can be a kid--male or female."

--Jeffery E. Fowler '01

"Some really strenuous, challenging outdoor activity. We would have to be in military marching formation. Dinner would be five live chickens in a potato sack."

--Ina Mogollon '03

"A coon hunt. It's just a chance for you to show off your hound."

--Mike T. Petrillo '01

"Burn the final club down."

--Mirella A. de Rose '01

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