Crimson Wisdom

Roger Clemens

Any former Red Sox with a shred of honor would retire before donning the evil pinstripes. But Roger's disappointed us before.

English Department

Buell hires five more junior professors as three current faculty announce plans to leave. Easy come, easy go.

Michael Miller

HDS head chef offers cooking classes for seniors on the brink of independence. You mean you can't live on ramen forever?

Democratic Party

Looks like the convention is headed for L.A. instead of Boston. Like, omigod, no way! what's up with that???

Will Smith

If only we could get tickets to Cultural Rhythms, we would get jiggy wit' the Fresh Prince. Will Tati and 'N Sync be there too?