THE MINUTES

MOST KIDS STAY IN THE WOMB FOR 388,800 MINUTES / JAY-Z, GRAMMY WINNER FOR BEST RAP SONG, HUNG OUT AT THE CRAMMYS FOR O MINUTES / DARTMOUTH'S GREEK SYSTEM HAS BEEN SINGLE SEX FOR 81,907,200 MINUTES / ST. PATTY'S DAY WILL BRING THE LUCK OF THE IRISH IN 18,720 MINUTES / AVERAGE WAIT AT HARVARD SQUARE'S CHILI'S GRILL & BAR, SATURDAY, 6:45 P.M. 25 MINUTES / TIME IT TAKES TO WATCH "200 CIGARETTES" 97 MINUTES / APPROXIMATE TIME TO SMOKE 200 CIGARETTES 800 MINUTES / ABANDONED LANDMINES KILL OR INJURE ONE PERSON EVERY 20 MINUTES / MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL KICKS OFF ITS SEASON IN 44,640 MINUTES / THE IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION PLAYERS WILL PERFORM FOR JUNIOR PARENTS THIS WEEKEND FOR 15 MINUTES / A DEAD BODY ACHIEVES PUTREFACTION IN 2,880 MINUTES / A LET'S GO INTERVIEW TAKES 20 MINUTES / TIME SENIOR BAR HAS BEEN ON TAP FOR 2,880 MINUTES / CRIMSON KEY TOUR TAKES 90 MINUTES / JACK, A DOG, SURVIVED BURIAL IN AN AVALANCHE IN THE TYROLEAN VILLAGE OF VALZUR, AUSTRIA FOR 1,440 MINUTES