Fifteen Minutes: A Hop, Skip and (You're) Humped

The urge can strike at any time. Whether trudging back from section or stumbling home from a wild night, the prospect of getting some booty is always on everyone's mind. Don't fret--we've scoped out the scene to find you the closest condom, wherever and whenever you feel inspired.

Widener Stacks

104 steps (1 minutes: 47 seconds) to Thayer basement. Grab free condoms from the Peer Contraceptive Counselors room.

The Crimson Sports Grille

71 steps (only 1:10) to the 7-11. Ask the friendly employee behind the counter for a pack of Trojans.

Vanserg

Run to Broadway Market. 428 zigzagging steps (11:40) away.

The Hong Kong

146 steps (2:23) to snatch some condoms from the nice folks in Room 13.

Mass Hall

Store 24 is only 70 steps away (1:27). Look both ways before crossing Mass Ave.

Hurlbut

253 steps (4:07) to Broadway Market.