News
Ukrainian First Lady Olena Zelenska Talks War Against Russia At Harvard IOP
News
Despite Disciplinary Threats, Pro-Palestine Protesters Return to Widener During Rally
News
After 3 Weeks, Cambridge Public Schools Addresses Widespread Bus Delays
News
Years of Safety Concerns Preceded Fatal Crash on Memorial Drive
News
Boston to Hold Hearing Over Uncertain Future of Jackson-Mann Community Center
In a recent phone interview, FM probed the deep dark secrets of Beth Stewart '00. Undergraduate Council president.
FM: What's the first thing you do after a long night at the UC?
BS: A big group of us usually goes to Pinnochio's. Then when I get home, I take off dressy clothes and replace them with flannels and t-shirts.
FM: I hear you're not currently seeing anybody. Is this true?
BS: [laughs] No comment.
FM: What do you think of the Harvard dating scene?
BS: I think it's lame and it could take a lesson from the South.
FM: Would you be opposed to a UC Swimsuit calendar?
BS: NO, I wouldn't. [But] we have a nondiscrimination clause. so it would have to be co-ed.
FM: Who would you say has the better grasp of the urban condition: Busta Rhymes. or the dynamic duo of Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz?
BS: [Laughs wildly.] The latter.
FM: One of your big campaign platforms was getting cable in dorm rooms. When that laudable goal happens some time down the road, will it come with the Spice Channel?
BS: If I have anything to do with it, The Spice Channel will be in every room at Harvard.
FM: I hear all the finals clubs have the Spice Channel. Speaking of finals clubs. the Bee--oh, wait, never mind. In any case. word on the grapevine says that at a recent Bee event, you removed various articles of clothing. Would you like to elaborate?
BS: Sorry?
FM: Rumor has it that at the final punch event, you..."undone" some of your clothes.
BS: Yes, I took off my shoes. I'm 6'2", so dancing with Harvard men is definitely hard sometimes.
FM: But that's all you look off?
BS: That is all. why?...All these terrible rumors flying around about me. What did you hear I removed?
FM: Your top.
BS: Are you serious?
FM: Yup.
BS: Absolutely untrue!
Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.