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When it comes to working out, some like it hot, some like it cold, and some like it in the stacks for nine days in a row. Here at Harvard, while fitness is not an abstract concept valued for its own intrinsic merit, it does come, perhaps predict

By Terry E-E Chang

All answers belong in the blue book. Students should refrain from using their neighbor's body for assistance, except in the case of question 7. Points are redeemable for tawdry thrills, decades of procrastination, and gratuitous ego expansion. Refer to accompanying pictures for assistance.

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