What Club Is He Punching?

To the editors:

In response to Noah D. Oppenheim's column defending final clubs, I have but one question. What club is he punching? I'm just curious because I don't ever want to attend a party he might be a part of. I've read his "offensively arrogant," sexist opinions for some time now. If I were "confined [and] pumped full of alcohol," I might feel compelled to "find an easy target to eradicate injustice."

Please let me know--I hardly ever attend parties at the much-maligned "big fancy houses," but if I do visit a club he's just been ushered into, I wouldn't want to "stage" an "embarrassing display" by bringing to the fore "asinine discussions" regarding his ineptitude as a journalist. JOAN M. KANE '00   Oct. 9, 1998