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Who Needs Two-Ply?

Letters

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

To the editors:

Not soft enough? We say what of it?

In our days we knew how to rough it.

So take your two-ply,

Say the harsh alumni,

And we'll tell you where you can stuff it.

With one-ply, once you have unrolled it,

You have to more carefully hold it;

But I do wonder why

Your brains you don't a-ply:

Just tear off more paper and fold it. HARRISON GREGG '63   Amherst, Mass., Jan. 26, 1998

The writer is associate director of institutional research at Amherst College.

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