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Adam D. Green '99 is an experienced candidate by now. He's run in both of the campus-wide elections for presidents of the Undergraduate Council, although neither time was by his choice, he says.
"People just signed me up again", he says. " I think [they] see the need for more baby heads".
Green, who says he's running this time because "there's too little flagrant frontal nudity and sales of crack pipes are drastically low " is the candidate who doesn't take things too seriously in a field of candidate who spend hours planning strategy sessions, postering and making speeches.
Green, who came in fifth out of 10 in last year's election, doesn't believe in such tactics.
"I ' m just trying to bring a little happiness into this bleak Ivy league school", he says.
"I figure if worse comes too worse, they'll make eat chicken heads again." Green adds cryptically.
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