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from the editors

By Elg & Yhy

The eds this week feel poetic

And greet you in verse rhymed and metric.

So don't be a drag,

Take a look at our mag

(It will make your life much less pathetic).

Inside you'll find articles curious, containing lines truthful and spurious,

A train that is groovy,

A review of a movie

And Norma, with letters injurious

We scrutinize feminine leaders

And meals that seek regional eaters,

Men in short pants,

A profile, perchance,

And recipes, for recipe needers

So take minutes 15 in your power `tween classes, or after a shower.

You'll find we astround,

And you can't put us down,

At least, for one quarter hour.

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