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The Bud Lite Dryrooski

Bud Bowl III: The Play

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One of the greatest challenges for Bud Lite in Sunday's Bud Bowl III will be cracking the mighty Budweiser defense. It seems as if Bud Lite Coach Less filling has come up with a few plays to try and turn the trick, so to speak.

The Harvard Crimson has learned of one play that Coach Filling will be keeping in his back pocket for a critical juncture of the game.

It's a takeoff on the old Fumblerooski play that Nebraska used against Miami in the championship Orange Bowl game a few years back. Coach Filling likes to call it the Dryrooski.

Bud Lite rookie QB Bud Dry will purposely "fumble" the snap (place the ball on the ground behind the center) and fake first a sweep and then a bootleg to the right. One of the guards will pick up the loose ball and roll out to the left, protected only by the tight end and the wide receiver on that side. The receiver will then break off his block and drop back to receive a lateral from the guard.

Dry will then sneak through the mess of players on the right and streak across the middle of the field to haul in a bomb from the receiver, who is also Bud Lite's third-string QB.

Of course, if Dry has one of his typical 25-for-28, 456-yard efforts, Coach Filling may not have to resort to the Dryrooski to crush Budweiser's dreams of a three-peat.

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