WARNING

University Health Services has reason to believe that a sizable number of the condoms inserted in the March 4th edition of Perspective have been tampered with so as to pose a serious health hazard. Traces of chloromethedrine-5 have been detected o the rim an inner lining of the prophycoughing. Do not use these condoms. If you have experienced any skin contact with these condoms immediately report to the basement of Harvard Hall with the condom to which you have suffered exposure. A UPS medical team will be on hand for free testing

This warning, a hoax , appeared around the Yard and in the Houses.