Editors Note:

As you will notice when you turn the page, the "Moviegoer" column, a regular feature of this publication, is conspicuously absent this week. Blame it on the Oscars. You see, few films of any quality whatsoever are released around the time of the Academy Awards--coveted awards have notoriously short memories. Thus, in this fallow cinematic period, it not advisable to see any of Hollywood's newest offering. so why not stay home, indulge in your favorite beverage or other combustible, and read the rest of our magazine. Very carefully.