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Dorm Crew Blues

By John P. Thompson

MY alarm rings at seven

ba--DUNNA--ba--DA (refrain)

That's the hour I rise

ba--DUNNA--ba--DUH

'Cause I'm a dorm crew worker

ba-DUNNA--ba--DUH

At Mather's high rise

I sweep out the hallways

I take out the trash

I mop up the vomit

From last Saturday's bash

Too dumb for a scholarship

Too middle class for a loan

All you rich loungin' bastards

Best leave me alone

Cause I work Doooorm

Crew...Yeaah!

Doorm Crew (guitar solo)

Welllll...

I clean up your bathroom

Then I paw through your drawers

I laugh at your mail

And spit on your floors

Next time that I clean

Best leave me some cash

Or I'll tell the Ad Board

Where you're hiding your stash

Cause I work Dooorm Crew....

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