April Fools

A nasty smelly plank forced most of the residents of Northwestern University's Kappa Sigma fraternity into the cold on April Fool's day when unidentified pranksters doused their residence with buteric acid.

The acid caused a nauseous odor, making the house uninhabitable for days and will cost more than $1000 to clean up fraternity officials said.

It smells entirely like puke," said fraternity member Michael Lampson. Everyone thought they woke up and puked on themselves.

I really don't know when we'll be back," said Carel Nettenger. Kappa Sigma president. The Daily Northwestern