WIGGLESWORTH FIRE

Residents of Wigglesworth soaked up the stars early this morning after a fire alarm emptied several entries of the Yard's longest dormitory.

The incident began at about 12:40 a.m. as residents of G-31 Wigglesworth detected smoke coming from an empty bedroom, reportedly the result of an electrical malfunction. The residents of the room pulled the fire alarm, bringing the city fire department to end the would-be holocaust.