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IS THE JOKE WEARING THIN?

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To the Editors of the Crimson:

If Phillipp Schorsch (Jan. 5) is feeling "a bit dizzy" after only four days of his hunger strike, it would seem that his horizontal exercises haven't been enough to get him into good physical shape. The experts at the hunger strike game--such as some Indian ascetics--have been known to last sixty to seventy days without food.

Seriously, why is the Crimson giving this clown so much coverage? Isn't the joke wearing a bit thin? Maybe you ought to pep the story up with an interview with his girl friend. John Q. Johnson III

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