Crime Triumphs

The CRIMSON five easily disposed of WHRB at the halftime of Saturday night's game, but that was only the beginning of the match.

After the final buzzer, CRIMSON candidate guard Sue Kinsley reported that she had been "mean-mouthed" by WHRB forward Larry Eichel while on the court. "It wasn't courtin' behavior," Kinsley complained.

The CRIMSON subsequently challenged WHRB to a fencing match on the second floor of the IAB. The CRIMSON built a 9-0 lead in the first round and could have swept the match, but Eichel slipped out of the room when he noticed Kinsley, the Crime's number-two saber using a file to sharpen her blade for her match with Eichel.

Eichel, last seen thumbing at the Mass Pike toll booths, left two matches undecided, and the Crime had to settle for a 23-2 win.