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The Harvard varsity skinny-dipping team celebrated their opening victory last night at Nini's corner. Lief Rosenberger, coach of the team was happy with the win but disappointed in the margin of victory. "We were slowed down because the team was unaccustomed to the Adidases and white socks provided by John Yovicsin's Physical Education fund," Rosenberger explained.
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