Crime Football

In one of the Crimson's most explosive offensive performances ever. Cambridge's only breakfast daily demorahzed The Brown Daily Herald, 50-2 Saturday on Pembroke Field.

It was the second athletic conquest by the Crimson within a 12-hour span. In a more even matchup Friday night in Pomeroy Piddlywink Arena at Wellesley, the Crimson won the first piddlywink contest it has ever played by topping the world champion Pomeroy Piddlywink Team 23-2.

The Friday triumph was an upset since Pomeroy's one-two piddly of Sally Surgenor and Sissy Clark have played together since nursery school and had never lost. "We just kept sending up winks, but they weren't getting through." Surgenor and Clark said in unison.

At halftime, Anne Low-key delivered a position paper on jumps from the Golden Gate Bridge. She came out against such action.

In the football game, the BDH saved some face by convincing the Crimson to call back four touchdowns, one field goal, and one safety on the grounds that the BDH wasn't looking. As a result, the Crimson officially won by a score of only 23-2.