ARTHRITIS, ANYONE?

Map Room oddsmakers are offering 23-2 for a Crimson victory when the feisty undergraduate daily faces off against the Harvard Administration, with Quarterback Derek Bok, at 10 a.m. today on Soldiers Field. The Mass. Hall Manglers outnumber the Crimeds, 3-1, in Vice Presidents (and are gaining ground fast) but Crime field marshal Caldwell Titcomb '47 promises that "we will overcome them with objectivity."

Returning letterman Dan Steiner '54 of the Bureaucrats commented. "We've lost our Gard, but gained a Champion, and will be watching closely for infringements of the Resolution on Rights and Responsibilities."