When Bag Meets Bag All a Girl Has Left Is Very Sexy Shoes

Maatha, a junior at a heart college in Sacred Newton. donned her bag and headed off to the corner. Linda stood near the punch bowl sipping grog through the make-shift hole in her bag, talking casually with the male bags that showed up for the Leverett House bag mixer last night.

Only 15 boys and 15 sacred hearts were invited to the affair. Its purpose, according to the announcement, was to test Yoko Ono's theory that humans categorize others and themselves by their occupations and appearances.

All in all, Yoko was right. Girls wearing bags are not very appealing. Only their feet show, and by their feet ye shall know them. Dismayed one girl tried to raise the hem on her bag because it covered too much of her legs. Another wore sexy shoes.