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Tanned and Taken at Punch

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B: I came to the first Yard punch last year and two weeks later my picture was in Newsweek.

G: What for?

B: For being a part of the Yard Punch set, I guess.

The Yard Punch set arrived in mono-quintets and parted in pairs, hes taking out their wallets and taking the names (but not the phone numbers) of shes.

Some, however, left alone, tanned but untaken.

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