The Vandals

AS the conflict escalates and the napalm falls, Americans are driven in ever-increasing numbers to acts of petty thievery. Yesterday's assault on the Lampoon Ibis stands as one of the pettiest. The stolen article is an old bird, metallic in nature and of no value to anyone. Its removal is an affront to the pride and intelligence of its keepers, and to law and order as well. The offenders should be treated like the loathsome degenerates they clearly are.