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Much Ado--Nothing
No one believed that Thayer held a heman daring enough to trip the fire alarms, but half the Yard turned out last night to cheer when bells and sirens began to blare.
There was no fire, as the police discovered after ten minutes of searching, and the students were allowed to return to their rooms. Seconds later, church bells struck midnight.
The joker, whoever he is, remains at large.
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