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O Come See the Sesquipedalians

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The Harvard Summer News fluorscent-lit graveyard of once-proud academics, invites you to its summer formal dinner-punch-get-together-social-thing. 7-7:15 p.m. Thursday at the CRIMSON building, 14 Plympton St. There will also be a discussion of openings for writers and photographers.

Expect no academic prolixity. No luxuriant verbiage. No mushrooming fustianness. We have no sesquipedalians here, only careful craftsmen dedicated to fine words. Jackets and Lies for men, shorts for women with good legs, jackets and ties for women with bad legs.

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