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Afternoons Disappear Into Vanishing Sunset

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The sun riseth and setteth, giveth and taketh away. Tout lasse, tout casse, tout passe. Sic transit gloria mundi. Thus passes away the glory of the daylight.

BULLETIN--Iowa corn belt farmers roundly hissed the incumbent governor, who just pushed through a daylight savings time law for the state. The farmers demanded a return to "God's time."

The sun riseth and setteth. Yesterday it setteth at six. Today it setteh at five. Where have all the flowers gone? Et ou sont les nieges d'antan. Voici sont les nieges de demain.

Better hope today is gonna be a good one. Because it lasts for 25 hours.

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