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Eliot Protests Ban on Tans

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"We find nothing objectionable or about the female midriff," reads petition posted on the Eliot Hall board last week.

The petition was posted by Jean '67 in response to a dictum by the Radcliffe administration two weeks ago. Cliffies will no longer be permitted to sunbathe on the quad in suits or shirts tucked up to the midriff.

Twenty-six Eliot Hall girls and one Harvardian, have thus far signed petition which continues "It (the ) is as deserving and functional unobtrusive a part of the anatomy arm or leg, and should be granted its portion of sunlight." Girls from other --particularly those without --have complained that the Radcliffe quad is the only convenient to start that all-important summer .

"WE therefore request that, in reasonable quantitives (i.e. excluding the great expanse between the two lves of a bikini) the midriff be granted to the sun on the Radcliffe ," the petition concludes.

In the past, the administration has ignored quad sunbathing. Speculation centered on two possible reasons for the : either the administration is about the effect of bare on the young townies who spend of their time playing ball at the , or--as one girl put it--"They're that it will begin to look like Island.

The petition was posted by Jean '67 in response to a dictum by the Radcliffe administration two weeks ago. Cliffies will no longer be permitted to sunbathe on the quad in suits or shirts tucked up to the midriff.

Twenty-six Eliot Hall girls and one Harvardian, have thus far signed petition which continues "It (the ) is as deserving and functional unobtrusive a part of the anatomy arm or leg, and should be granted its portion of sunlight." Girls from other --particularly those without --have complained that the Radcliffe quad is the only convenient to start that all-important summer .

"WE therefore request that, in reasonable quantitives (i.e. excluding the great expanse between the two lves of a bikini) the midriff be granted to the sun on the Radcliffe ," the petition concludes.

In the past, the administration has ignored quad sunbathing. Speculation centered on two possible reasons for the : either the administration is about the effect of bare on the young townies who spend of their time playing ball at the , or--as one girl put it--"They're that it will begin to look like Island.

Twenty-six Eliot Hall girls and one Harvardian, have thus far signed petition which continues "It (the ) is as deserving and functional unobtrusive a part of the anatomy arm or leg, and should be granted its portion of sunlight." Girls from other --particularly those without --have complained that the Radcliffe quad is the only convenient to start that all-important summer .

"WE therefore request that, in reasonable quantitives (i.e. excluding the great expanse between the two lves of a bikini) the midriff be granted to the sun on the Radcliffe ," the petition concludes.

In the past, the administration has ignored quad sunbathing. Speculation centered on two possible reasons for the : either the administration is about the effect of bare on the young townies who spend of their time playing ball at the , or--as one girl put it--"They're that it will begin to look like Island.

"WE therefore request that, in reasonable quantitives (i.e. excluding the great expanse between the two lves of a bikini) the midriff be granted to the sun on the Radcliffe ," the petition concludes.

In the past, the administration has ignored quad sunbathing. Speculation centered on two possible reasons for the : either the administration is about the effect of bare on the young townies who spend of their time playing ball at the , or--as one girl put it--"They're that it will begin to look like Island.

In the past, the administration has ignored quad sunbathing. Speculation centered on two possible reasons for the : either the administration is about the effect of bare on the young townies who spend of their time playing ball at the , or--as one girl put it--"They're that it will begin to look like Island.

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