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Comet Ikeda is expected to Crash into the sun tomorrow because of heavy witchcraft this weekend. The Astronomy Department unofficially announced last night that the extinguishing effects of the comet on the sun should cause dusk about an hour earlier for the remainder of the winter. A national time adjustment is expected.

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