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And, lo, the news crept through the sleeping city, and a groan sounded abroad: there will be NO CRIME tomorrow. And the populace was sore afraid.

But, fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you will be brought this Monday in the city of cod a new Crime. Rejoice.

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